A Summer to Remember

Come and spend summer by the sea!

Wanted! A caretaker for Roundhouse Row holiday cottages.

Where? Nelson's Bar is the perfect little village. Nestled away on the Norfolk coast we can offer you no signal, no Wi-Fi and - most importantly - no problems!

Who? The ideal candidate will be looking for an escape from their cheating scumbag ex-fiance, a diversion from their entitled cousin, and a break from their traitorous friends.

What You'll Get! Accommodation in a chocolate-box cottage, plus a summer filled with blue skies and beachside walks. Oh, and a reunion with the man of your dreams.

Please Note: We take no responsibility for any of the above scumbags, passengers and/or traitors walking back into your life…

Get in touch now to make this a summer to remember!