How to be Famous

Im Johanna Morrigan. Its 1995. Im nineteen and I live in the epicentre of Britpop. Parklife!
My unrequited love, John Kite, is busy with a Number One album, world-tour, drugs, and a nervous breakdown.
So, Ive started hanging out with hot young comedian Jerry Sharp. Big mistake.
"Hes a vampire," my friend Suzanne warns. "One of those men who destroys bright young girls. Also, hes a total dick."
Unfortunately, Ive already had sex with him. Bad sex. And now, Im one of the girls he is trying to destroy.
I know I have to stop him. But how does one girl fight a famous, powerful man?
A novel about friendship, feminism and finding your place in the world.